Funny Made In Nigeria English

*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my
food
*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I
hear
your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor
*U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying in ma head
*is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
*av u finish eating
*me I cannot come and go and do it
*bros reverse back
*let dem not cum and tell me 2 b goin
ADD UR OWN#... I cannot come and go and kill myself.