How To Know A Nigerian Mum.

You Know Your Mum is
Nigerian When
she scolds you for using
your
left hand to collect money
from the
Atm machine.
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# You Know Your Mum Is
Nigerian If she
warns you to desist from
chasing girls
around, Instead of u facing
your
studies.
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#YouKnowYourMumI
sNigerian If she
tells you to repay her for
the food
You've been eating since
birth when
You only asked her to
return d money she
kept for you
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
reminds you how many
hours she spent in labour
giving
birth to you each time you
offend
her.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
promises to buy you a gift if
you come first in class but
never does.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If
You borrow her some cash
and
when you request for it
back..she's
like "all the food you have
been
eating nko?"
.
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#YouKnowYour
MumIsNigerian When
After shouting from morning
to evening , she ends it with
" after
you people will say I'm
shouting"
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
gets to buy already made
Gowns for Celebrations for
you and
threatens to return when u
frown
Because its too big!
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
goes to the market and
starts
pricing until the seller starts
crying
.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She tells ur 6-yr-old brother
"keep behaving like a kid,
your
mate dey give woman belle.
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#youknowYourMum
isNigerian When
after beating the hell outta
your life
then she goes like "you
want to kill
me abi?
"
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
Each time she reminds you
she didn't kill her mother so
you
will not kill her.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
You ask: Mom, where do I
keep the bag?
And she
replies: Put
it on my head!
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She refers anything bad to
your enemies and turns it to
a
prayer ....

ME : O ti re mi
....

MUM: ota e
lo
ma re.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She says that you can drink
the coke with a visitor then
beats
the hell out of you after the
visitor
leaves.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian
ME: Gives mom homework
assignment* ....

MUM:Go and meet your
brother

ME:You dont even know it

MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni
olodo.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She warns you that as a girl,
when you shake a boy's
hand,
you'll get pregnant.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She prices just one
commodity round 3 stores
then,
goes back to the first one to
buy.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She serves a meal not
enough to everyone else,
claiming her
share is in kitchen. Then she
sleeps hungry.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
You want to follow her out
she says go and wear your
slippers
....by the time you are back
she's gone.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She never stops using this
phrase "YOU THINK YOU
ARE DOING ME?
its YOURSELF YOU ARE
DOING".
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
The only thing she doesn't
want to hear from you is
'peem'.
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#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She touches hot pot
comfortably without a
napkin
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MUM: Shebi am talking to
you and
you are keeping quiet

ME: But...

MUM:
Keep quiet, i'm talking!....



NAIJA mums are
incomparable. GOD bless
our mums!!